A Kraken Is Everyone's Kryptonite

from by Deaf Bridges

  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    Deaf Bridges Robo-nator Tees are all screen printed GILDAN Heavy Cotton and awesome.
    Yes it's a picture of Robocop, Yes it says Terminator. Yes it's bloody lovely fun!

    We have White, Blue-ish and almost pink on black in most sizes and there's more.

    We will also throw something random in like party poppers, sketches or a small letter describing you as an awesome person that perhaps you could frame like a certificate of awesomeness.

    So get physical and come on down to Deaf "Britches" fancy merch stall today.

    (*The quality of each random item is represented by the level of beer to craft skills)

    Includes unlimited streaming of Keep Your Monsters Under Control via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    ships out within 7 days
    edition of 100 

      £8 GBP or more 



Hey Jamie Oliver, you saved the kids from greed
One thing the world despises, that is fat children
Hey Kris Akabusi
I once sat on your knee
We had a wonderful time
So shout Awooga, yeah!

Hey Poseidon, keep your monsters under control
You’ve got some lax security
You need some black security
Did we mention Akabusi?
He wouldn’t stand for this.
Control of Greek mythical sea creatures is no way to win an election Mellor

No way to win this

Shame shame shame shame shame shame

He’s got a face that you can’t trust


from Keep Your Monsters Under Control, released March 1, 2015



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