Keep Your Monsters Under Control

by Deaf Bridges

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Deaf Bridges : Keep Your Monsters Under Control - 2 Track


released March 1, 2015

All Songs Written By Deaf Bridges:
Tim Bond - Mark Connell - Jay Evans - Dave Lankester - Nikki Walter

Recorded at JT Soars and The Vicarage
Engineered by Phil Booth
Produced and mixed by Miles Clark
Mastered by JP Braddock (Formation Audio)

All artwork by Deaf Bridges

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Track Name: One Thousand Cannons
All hail the charge of the gentleman’s Light Brigade
To death we ride against a thousand cannons
Bury us with our swords in our hands
The devil take the hindmost
We bring knives to gunfights
Six hundred men in unmarked graves

These men will fall

All hail the charge of the gentleman’s Light Brigade
In the valley of death, there is honour in defeat
Will you fight for your country? Will you fight for your Queen?
This is magnificent
But it is not war

These men will fall


Over these broken hills
Lie a thousand slaves
Ready to put our bodies
In a thousand graves
Track Name: A Kraken Is Everyone's Kryptonite
Hey Jamie Oliver, you saved the kids from greed
One thing the world despises, that is fat children
Hey Kris Akabusi
I once sat on your knee
We had a wonderful time
So shout Awooga, yeah!

Hey Poseidon, keep your monsters under control
You’ve got some lax security
You need some black security
Did we mention Akabusi?
He wouldn’t stand for this.
Control of Greek mythical sea creatures is no way to win an election Mellor

No way to win this

Shame shame shame shame shame shame

He’s got a face that you can’t trust